Poppets and Crack

Unusual blog title, I know. Let me explain: Last weekend some friends invited us out on a little trip to a supposed "haunted" place. It was in the middle of nowhere, at night, and the haunted place was supposed to be this camper that belonged to someone. The camper was in shambles. I wasn't afraid of ghosts, but was a little weary of a mountain lion taking refuge underneath this heap of a camper, or maybe a few snakes making a den inside of its remains. I had a small flashlight, but it didn't help cast much light. Luckily there were others that had flashlights that were much more powerful.

We navigated closer to this camper, and unearthed a book on witchcraft and a couple of notebooks. I grabbed the notebooks and thumbed through them, wondering if there was any writing in them. I used my weak flashlight, but was able to detect writing, and read a brief synopsis out of one, and right away it struck me as something that may have some interesting depth to it. One notebook only had a few pages written in it, by a woman; the other from a man who had several stories to tell. Most of his stories could have been confused for someone who may have been under the influence of cocaine, mushrooms, heroin, all combined. The interesting thing is, one of his entries was dated 9/6/08 - the very date we found the notebooks. In further reading, I discovered that this was most likely an error, and was meant to read 9/8/06 since all of the entries seem to be in order date-wise (see below). Eerie none-the-less! I am willing to bet most of his writings were intended to be "bizarre" in nature - for the shock value. If any of them were truly real, I'd be surprised. However, the woman's 3 page entry was definitely more on the personal level. So personal, in fact, that I feel like I've trespassed her thoughts. She truly needed/needs professional help.

The witchcraft book I just flipped through, and found a few interesting things on palm-reading, and how to make a poppet. It may come in handy in the future. To help you share in my findings, I will post one of the man's stories for your viewing pleasure...(word for word, many grammar and spelling errors)

Sacred Writting 09/06/08

"We the people, in order to not piss our dictator off, do what ever the fuck he says to do, insure our asses go to work in the mines, provide massive pot farms. Secure the lighter for his pot, and we will not do anything stupid if we dont want to get caped. Now that would be the fucking preamble in my country of Taco. The Countrys capital would be Burrito. I dont even know what the fuck im writting about. Sometimes when I dream, I dream about fairys and Rainbows and shit. Just kidding, but seriously it kinda freaks me out sometimes. I like to lick women in their naughty places, like there elbow? No u dumbass, like there vagina. I Just had a fucking conversation with my self. I'm going fucking krazy. I have a dream. That we can all live in equality, exept the blacks, the Jews, the chinks, the asians in general, the mexicans and the Canadians. But everyone else should be equal. O and the fucking Wagon Burners, I hate those guys. There a bunch of "Give us our land back" gay ass bitches."

1 comments:

Bellmer Doll said...

A Blair Witch parody should be made out of this! P.S. You forgot to mention the part where your girlfriend was uber afraid of the witchcraft book, yet you still rubbed it against her legs!