10 million strong and growing....

Mina and I had it all figured out. We were taking our vitamins as planned, and even compensated for the missing calcium by adding an additional Viactiv Calcium Chew. What kind of vitamins were we taking, you ask? Well, those would be Viactiv as well. The Viactiv Multi-vitamin chew seemed to have a beneficial amount of the daily recommendations for nutritional supplements. That is... until one day, on a whim, I decide to be smart (in the ass kind of way) and compare the Viactiv to the Vitaball. To be honest with you, we were both in shock. Are you aware the Vitaball is fairly comparable to the Viactiv chew? So this new information wasn't good enough.. I had to be even more clever and compare it to our well-known childhood friend - Flintstones! At that point, our jaws were on the floor, and our finger and thumb were in the shape of an L, resting on our foreheads. Yes, my friends, Flintstones vitamins are actually better than the Viactiv chew! And to top it off, we hadn't realized that the Viactiv chew has zero iron in it (Flintstones does, of course!). All these years, you grow and mature into adults, thinking you need to move on from your childhood. Little did you know that there are good, familiar friends that are still better for you than your new grown-up adult impersonators. One last fact before I'm done ranting about vitamins: Flintstones Complete vitamins are far less expensive than Viactiv. On that note, I will leave you with a little quote from ze lovely Mina: "Now when we are in the cafeteria, I can trade you a Dino for a Pebbles!"